"
  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.
"

14 things to remember in a relationship (via february4teenth)

(Source: germanthot, via yoalmightyshriddle)

"The thought of her hands
touching his hair
makes me want to vomit."

Richard Brautigan (via elliesux)

(via alienmuffins)

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via ajcrawly)

"

I am not an easy person to love. Some days I will whisper how beautiful you are while planting gentle kisses all over your body. You will giggle and try to fight me off and in that moment my heart will have never felt so light.

But other days when my mind is a storm cloud threatening to explode, I will be a bundle of emotions that I cannot quite keep contained. I will be cold, distant, and you will look at me like I am not the same person you fell in love with.

I am a broken light switch. My moods flicker without anyone flipping me on and off. I wake up each morning and wonder which me you will encounter that day. I always hope it is the one who makes you want to stick around.

I am not easy to love. But what I need you to understand is that whether there is a war waging inside of my mind or I am the kind person that you adore, I will always love you.

I will love you in the morning. I will love you when you cry. I will love you when I am angry. I will love you when you’re being stubborn. I will love you when I don’t even love myself. I will love you.

I know that there will be days when you want to give up on me but I am asking you, please don’t. You see, you are the only one who has been able to settle the storm inside of me before I even realize it is surfacing.

I am not easy to love but I promise that I will always put up a fight. And I will love you no matter which me my light switch flips on that day.

"

LC  (via f-luere)

(Source: chickkyyychickk, via alienmuffins)

mcisaacs:

Dad jokes.

(Source: hawkates, via ajcrawly)

poopflow:

is rihanna even real

(Source: prasejeebus, via bethebluepenguin)

bangmybagel:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(Source: y2kid, via ajcrawly)

Sofia Vergara reads mean tweet.

(Source: sandrabbullock, via sideshowknob)

sextnoise:

following back tons!

(Source: CHRISTMAD, via timeis-frozen)

righthrough:

IM CRYINT

(Source: nerdysh1t, via icavein)

castixle:

Women don’t have to wear short skirts or small tops, but if they want to, they can.

Women don’t have to wear long shirts or long skirts, but if they want to, they can.

Women don’t have to shave, but if they want to, they can.

Women don’t have to stay at home and cook, but if they want to, they can.

Women don’t have to wear makeup, but if they want to, they can.

Women don’t have to do anything they don’t want to do, but if they want to, they can.

(via ajcrawly)